Honour these commandments and thou shalt always lead a fruitful, prosperous and happy life in London. Ignore them, and you WILL DIE. (Or be made to feel incredibly insignificant). 1. Thou shalt never make eye con...
If there’s one thing we love more than drinking at night – it’s drinking in the day. And somehow this suddenly becomes entirely acceptable in the summer. Which we like even more. We’ve lined up t...
I don’t know if it’s just me but I feel like it’s got to that stage in summer where all #fitspo has gone totally out the window. Most of us have already flaunted our festival abs and after 6 months of...
As the world appears to be falling apart around us, we thought you might need some cheering up this week. 1. This Saville Row protest against a planned Abercrombie & Fitch shop. Naked torsos? On Saville Row?...
It’s Monday – which is reason enough really. Learn to identify the symptoms, before it’s too late. 1. It feels like you are having the same conversation, with the same people, in the same pub e...
Oh London, you cultural hub of eclectic minds and forward thinkers: I love you. But you know what, you’ve gone too far now. Give it a rest. 1. The time that someone rode this to the Apple store. 2....
It’s East London, so anything could happen to you. Whether you’re at a Hackney pub, a Dalston club, or some other place that you didn’t actually realise existed until last week, chances are one of the...
Let’s face it, this tube strike has brought out the worst in us. Everyone is angry at someone. Or something. And if they’re not angry at something, they’re making someone angry somewhere else by being...
You’ve made it. You’ve swiped right. You’ve fooled them with a crafty-angle selfie and a flattering filter. And now it’s date time. But this isn’t just any old date. This is a Tinder date. Meaning risk poten...
Gird your loins. The tube strike is upon us – and it’s set to be the biggest for over a decade. We’ve heard rumours of a “complete shutdown” across the capital, as well as possible WW3 outb...
We’re Londoners so naturally we like to complain a bit. But on the 10th anniversary of the 7/7 London underground bombings, we thought it would be a good time to remember why we should be grateful to live in such...
Happy birthday little Prince! We’ll celebrate by taking it back to the time Prince George outshone Princess Charlotte… at her own christening… 1. Inside that black box was a little baby awaiting...
