Because what could be worse than having to tell someone how we're actually feeling? And is there a more disturbing phrase than "opening up"? **Shudders and averts eye contact** 1. "I might pop down" = "But I a...
With the impending release of the new James Bond, Spectre on Monday 26th October (eek!) we thought it best to channel our excitement into some form of a creative venture. While we love that the Bond films show London at...
Fine. *British people. Because we're all as awkward as each other. And we'd rather silently burn our tongues on a scalding hot cup of tea than have to actually talk to anyone about it. 1. When everyone gets off...
He he he, aren't these silly people funny, doing ridiculous things and making total and utter fools of themselves. Well, it's ok we guess...it's not like they're running our country or anything! Oh wait. 1. Bori...
Comedian Darren Walsh has created a joke tube map entitled 'London Punderground' and it's one of the funniest things we've seen in a while. Winner of Dave's (the tv channel, not his mate) 'Best Joke of the Fringe' award...
Excuses, excuses. While we feel that most of the time it's better just to say sorry and shut up (the 'my hamster ate my wifi router' isn't going to cut it...) sometimes you have to explain yourself. If you tried these...
Sorry to go all gender exclusive on this one but there are some vital things in life that men will just never understand. And the not-too-cakey-not-too-gooey consistency of a brownie is one of them. 1. That fee...
It’s around 6pm on a Sunday evening and you haven’t got dressed yet. You also haven’t showered, done the washing, the food shopping, made tomorrow’s lunch or done anything you told yourself you’d do. And now the realisa...
Ah London. You unique oddball, you. We are forever in awe at the strange happenings you yield on a daily basis. From a man using a traffic cone as a musical instrument (he's really quite good), to organised zombie runs...
With the GBBO final tonight, we bid fair well to our flantastic, frosting-filled Wednesday evenings. This series we've been moved to tiers and quite simply doughnut know how we'll live without it. We don't have enough s...
London's tough. We aallll know it. But we've also all stuck with it. Unless you're reading this somewhere that's not London...which is indeed possible...and totally great of course. HI NON-LONDONER! Even those of you re...
It's a big city and you can't tackle it alone... 1. The One That Befriends Promoters Having a friend who’s willing to deal with nightclub promoters is the hassle-free way to get on the guest list. Free entry, f...
