Being that very few of us have the time and/or money to be personally chauffeured around London whilst sticking our gold-tipped pinky finger out the window with wild abandon, the majority of us fellows have to get some...
This cat was clearly feline like a snack when he popped into his local Sainsbury’s this weekend. According to his owner, Adam Oliver, Olly (the cat) is a frequenter of Sainsbury’s – so much so that he...
There are many, many perils that arrive come wintertime (the bobbly stuff on knitwear, the appalling Christmas chocolate:Bikram ratio, snoods) but the one that really seems to get our goat? The fact that if you blink, y...
Because no matter how much you want that dress, it’s never worth it. 1. Right, off the tube at Oxford Circus for a speedy dip into…nope. Okay, we’ll just stand on the escalator. 2. Yep, can I justR...
Because what could be worse than having to tell someone how we’re actually feeling? And is there a more disturbing phrase than “opening up”? **Shudders and averts eye contact** 1. “I migh...
Fine. *British people. Because we’re all as awkward as each other. And we’d rather silently burn our tongues on a scalding hot cup of tea than have to actually talk to anyone about it. 1. When everyon...
Sorry to go all gender exclusive on this one but there are some vital things in life that men will just never understand. And the not-too-cakey-not-too-gooey consistency of a brownie is one of them. 1. That feeli...
Whether you’re in a ‘ooooh f**k it, I’ll break the diet’ kind of mood; have the, ‘I shouldn’t be doing this on a work night…’ feeling; or are just a perpetually devilish a...
Growing up, we were always told never to cry over spilt milk. We were, however, also told that there is an exception to every rule…and this morning, following the ‘anti-gentrification’ attacks on Shore...
It seems nowadays you can’t breathe for the number of super beings flying about the place. Whether it’s The Chris Triumvirate (Pratt/Evans/Hemsworth, duh) or other questionable super-sentients (um was it jus...
We’ve all got that one friend for whom a ‘normal’ night of drinking, dancing and passing out just won’t do. They tend to be the ones that wear fancy dress to the shops, ask for a unicorn for their birthday or who would...
You can blame it on the city: on the fact that it’s too big; too expensive; too unwelcoming; too full of socially stunted people who would rather put firelighters in their shoes than spark up a conversation on the...
